Ohhh, Google

December 5th, 2007 at 10:18 am . Posted in bloggy things, ridiculous things .

Google brings me the best searches. I really wish I would have started making a list of the really great ones before they were kicked out of my log!

Oh, well. Here are the best ones I have received recently:

leggings as pants, metallic leggings, cutesy metallic leggings and latex like leggings - It makes me flinch just reading those. When will people ever learn. Please refer to this entry: Illegal and never come back to my site again. Thanks.

why am i always fiddling with my hair?- I do not know why, lovely, but I do it as well. Nervous habit, maybe?

mario wearing uggs - I do not know Mario or why Mario would be wearing Uggs.

ridiculous things that are illegal – I often talk about ridiculous things and things that should be illegal. I guess leggings could be considered ridiculous things that should be illegal?

i need a nice louis vuitton bag for - don’t we all need a nice Louis Vuitton bag?

this corn is an angel – Yay Steve Carrel! Oh and Dane Cook is the least funny guy in the entire world.

100 things to do with your boyfriend instead of it – hmmm…

oh how lovely blog chicago – someone is obviously stalking me

what kind of shirts does shia lebouf wear? – ahh, I really don’t think I can help you there

what not to do at a club – I’m just full of answers.

what kind of camera does the cobrasnake – sorry, not interested in photoblogs of badly dressed hipsters getting wasted.

izzy character stupid – Dude, back up off my girl. Now that this Gizzie nonsense is over, hopefully she won’t be stupid anymore

antm tyra freak out – Totally got you covered. Tyra in all of her fierceness.

hey hey you you i don’t like your boyfriend cause he sucks at ping pong – I have like a million hits from that. Seriously. Everyone loves Kelly talking smack.

kisses christmas commercial – definitely gives you that Christmas feeling. Enjoy!

     
 

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18 Comments ( Reply )

  1. Miriam
    Dec 05, 2007 @ 10:27 am

    That’s my fave Christmas commercial. Absolutely my fave. I love how the last one is all tired. I even do the “phew” with him.

    Also-I have seen Enchanted…I watched it online but my husband doesn’t know…so we have to keep that on the downlow.

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  2. michelle and the city
    Dec 05, 2007 @ 10:28 am

    you should use google analytics if you have a gmail account. it never erases any of your search words.

    and checking it is addicting. i may have issues. ;)

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  3. Sunny
    Dec 05, 2007 @ 12:13 pm

    Oh leggings. How I deplore your misuse. And metallic leggings? People please. Please buy a mirror.
    I pictured Mario wearing Uggs in my head. Then I pictured Mario wearing Uggs with the Pink sweatpants and skintight t-shirts that I see the sorority girls in constantly. Then I had to stop thinking about Mario and start thinking about pick elephants, because my coworker was giving me weird looks due to my giggling. Still, you should try it out. Have him say ‘Oh no!’ as you do. It’s a mood-lifter.

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  4. StartingOverat24
    Dec 05, 2007 @ 12:36 pm

    Mario in uggs??

    I wish you would have posted a pic.

    I think I found my new avatar.

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  5. Virginia
    Dec 05, 2007 @ 1:15 pm

    I LOVE THAT COMMERCIAL! And I also like how they’ve been playing it for years and years. It’s like a holiday tradition all on its own. Classic.

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  6. katelin
    Dec 05, 2007 @ 1:33 pm

    Haha, I love the google searches. And I love your Tyra page, it is shall I say…Fierce!

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  7. nicoleantoinette
    Dec 05, 2007 @ 2:21 pm

    Yay Hershey’s kisses! I need to try the new ones, the candy cane kisses- have you had those yet?!

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  8. Unnaturally Blonde
    Dec 05, 2007 @ 5:57 pm

    Those are hilarious searches! I never check mine…but maybe I should for the entertainment :-)

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  9. Julie Q
    Dec 05, 2007 @ 6:06 pm

    omg i get a lot of hits for fierce tyra antm, but i think its because you left a comment talking about tyra being fierce!!!
    and i dont think I could ever not sing the ping pong song whenever I see someone playing it. thats stuck for life!

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  10. Valley Girl
    Dec 05, 2007 @ 8:52 pm

    Those are awesome!!! I never get cool searches pointing to my blog!

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  11. The Lisa Show
    Dec 05, 2007 @ 9:34 pm

    100 things to do with your boyfriend instead of it. Hahahahaha. Damn, those are good searches.

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  12. jen
    Dec 05, 2007 @ 10:05 pm

    how do you find these google searches? Does it just notify you?

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  13. libby
    Dec 05, 2007 @ 10:37 pm

    i love these posts! hahaha…the things people search. seriously.

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  14. Kiraa
    Dec 06, 2007 @ 2:02 pm

    “what kind of shirts does shia lebouf wear?”

    Holy CRAP – are you kidding me? Who needs to know that? WHO I say.

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  15. Cris
    Dec 06, 2007 @ 9:19 pm

    OMG the commercial! Love it!

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  16. Princess Pointful
    Dec 07, 2007 @ 2:22 am

    People make me wonder at the sheer specificity they put into these search terms.

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  17. Lisa H.
    Dec 07, 2007 @ 8:54 am

    I saw a picture of Lindsay Lohan wearing another set of leggings as pants, but this set was the kind of metallic latex looking ones (ugh). I thought “didn’t she hear? Leggings aren’t pants!!!!”

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  18. StartingOverat24
    Oct 30, 2009 @ 7:36 pm

    Mario in uggs??

    I wish you would have posted a pic.

    I think I found my new avatar.

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