Wanna be on top?

January 8th, 2008 at 9:51 pm . Posted in America's Next Top Model, ridiculous things .

What will that crazy ass Tyra think of next? Oh, I know. How about some America’s Next Top Model dolls? Yeah, that sounds about right. Maybe she will also include a story about how she was once a doll when she started modeling! Or maybe tips on how to smile with your eyes!

Pick your poison. Paisely, Sienna or Sidney?

 Should you so choose to buy one of these fierce ass dolls, you can do so on ebay.

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  1. Maxie
    Jan 08, 2008 @ 10:01 pm

    Oh, Tyra. She is one loony lady isn’t she?

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  2. brandy
    Jan 08, 2008 @ 10:32 pm

    I’m not okay with this. I just want that noted.

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  3. Elisabeth
    Jan 08, 2008 @ 10:42 pm

    I’m a bit surprised. I would have thought she would have just come out with a Tyra doll. This is oddly non Tyra-centric of her.

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  4. Grace
    Jan 08, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

    check out the crazy pelvis on red. weird! looks like her bottom got turned around when they put on her panties. poor girls. can you imagine having a doll to look like you… look like this? barbie was much prettier when I was a kid.

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  5. erin
    Jan 08, 2008 @ 11:02 pm

    I am SHOCKED that there is no Tyra doll.

    And those pelvises are weird looking. (I never thought I’d type that)

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  6. Lacey Bean
    Jan 08, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

    Wow. Those look like some cracked out Barbies. Or those faux Barbies that you could buy at the dollar store. Oh Tyra. She so crazy!

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  7. Susie
    Jan 08, 2008 @ 11:33 pm

    Seriously disturbing. I am NOT a Tyra fan at all!

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  8. libby
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 12:50 am

    i have no comment on tyra. i am just shaking my head.

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  9. Princess Pointful
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 1:42 am

    The dolls will probably get more work than the real winners of Top Model!

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  10. James
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 7:47 am

    You know what… I think I might pass if that’s okay.

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  11. Miriam
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 7:55 am

    I LOVE that they have before and after pictures on them. That is just amazing.

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  12. nicoleantoinette
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 8:50 am

    I want a doll made of ME.

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  13. Virginia
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 8:50 am

    Wow, Paisley (the third doll) needs a new bikini bottom STAT! And seriously, where is the Tyra doll? I have a hard time believing that she came out with these and not one of herself too.

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  14. Um...Yum!
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 9:34 am

    Hm…no ethnic dolls? Because it’s not like half of the contestants weren’t black or some other minority. But I do enjoy the before/after pictures. That’s hilarious.

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  15. Gjelly
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 9:42 am

    All I gotta say is Tyra is one fierce business lady…

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  16. Jenn
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 10:42 am

    I was expecting a Tyra doll, too, or at least a doll of the women who’ve won ANTM.

    This is weird.

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  17. Katie
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 11:23 am

    Wow…those are terrible!

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  18. Chelsea Talks Smack
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 12:03 pm

    Oh my god. I hate Tyra for doing this.

    And yeah, give me my own doll. WTF.

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  19. Cris
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

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  20. Jamie
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

    Cris – I completely forgot about this gem of a movie. You win!

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  21. katelin
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 3:06 pm

    I want one.

    Haha.

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  22. staciesmadness
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

    OH, those are NOT pretty. no. not at all.

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  23. tia
    Jan 09, 2008 @ 9:48 pm

    hahah what??!?! that is so funny. silly silly tyra.

    and you’re right, she’ll totally be like “when i was a(something something blah blah doesn’t relate to subject)…doll…me…la la la”

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