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November 21st, 2008 at 9:27 am . Posted in Twilight .

Twilight came out in theaters today. I will not be seeing it until Sunday so take your spoilery bullshit somewhere else!*

Good thing Jessica Maria and I started out internetz book club and read Twilight because don’t we all need to be distracted by fictional, smoldering hot vampires who are obsessed with the person they love and consider their life?

Yes, thank you Stephanie Meyers for distracting me from life for a solid four days while I read those books. Even though your writing was cheesy and Bella was whiny as hell. You still sucked me in.

Twilight is my crack.

Alright, time for some RPattz** for this Friday morning. Who doesn’t love this dude?***

* Yes, we all know what happens since we read the books but I still don’t want to hear it!
** The hair**** is totally sexy. I don’t care what you bitches say.
*** Crazy people, that’s who.
**** Marry me, plz and we can have amazing hair together. Thanks.

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  1. Ben
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 9:31 am

    I MUCH prefer the other vampires who still use shampoo.

    There. I said it.

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  2. Jenn
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 9:34 am

    I think he looks WAY better as Edward. Death becomes him.

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  3. Miriam
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 9:44 am

    I have my ticket for tomorrow night! I am so excited :)

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  4. jessica maria
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 9:53 am

    Even if you don’t like Twilight, you can’t deny the utter smoldering hotness of Mr. Pattinson.

    Also: SEEING IT TONIGHT! Get on it, Jamie!

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  5. Jordyn
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 10:05 am

    OHMIGOSH I LOVE HIS HAIR.

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  6. AshleyD
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 10:11 am

    “We can have amazing hair together” cracked me up. Too funny.

    I’m going to see him tonight and I’m so so so excited. Weeeeeeee!

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  7. alexa
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 10:25 am

    i’m so out of the loop with all this twilight stuff. but i’m obviously still going to see the movie, duh.

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  8. amy
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 10:40 am

    i just started reading twilight, and now i’ve gone and bought tickets to the movie tonight so i’m totally wrecking the book for myself. edward is driving me nuts thus far. he really needs to turn that frown upside down and stop being such a pissy-pants.

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  9. Kim
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 10:43 am

    yum. I never read the books, mostly because I don’t usually read that type of genre (I’m a non-fiction crime person). But the movie seriously interests me. I’m going to see it tonight with the “guy” hehe. I will not gloat too much, I promise. :-)

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  10. JSauce
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 11:16 am

    These are my two favorite pictures…yummy. Can’t wait to see the movie on Saturday, I’m scared to read the blogs today because I don’t want anything ruined! I work on the side as a media manager for “RPattz”‘s main fansite – really hard work, by the way, having to watch Rob videos all day – and I’ve already had scenes RUINED for me. BOOO!!!

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  11. HBee
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

    Smoldering – good, good, good description! I haven’t seen it yet either and probl won’t till Sunday. I can’t wait! Agh!

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  12. Jennifer
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 12:24 pm

    OOOOHHH! Can’t wait~ Going to see it tonight! I promise I won’t ruin it for you!! I hate it when people do that!!!
    Love your lovely blog!!!!!

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  13. katelin
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

    woo woo for twitlight! and i owe it all to you jamie :)

    and seriously rpatz does have phenomenal hair, i lurve it.

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  14. Marie
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 1:53 pm

    You might hate me but I just can’t find myself getting into this whole Twilight series. I’ve even seen the trailer several times…and nothing! I know, I’m the only one on this planet who isn’t going to watch it.

    But have fun!

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  15. Julie
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

    So much cuter in that picture than in lots of other pictures!
    I saw it at midnight…. With tons of annoying high schoolers. I slightly regret that decision.

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  16. Rachie
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

    I’m going to see it tonight at 9:55 with my hubby and my besty. I seriously can not wait!!! Gah I want it to be 9:55 already!

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  17. liz
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

    Bella is really freaking whiny. I loved the movie so much more than the book.
    I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON EDWARD!

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  18. Kristen
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

    Honestly. He couldn’t be any hotter.

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  19. Andy
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 5:40 pm

    I won’t get to see it until JANUARY!!! *cries a little bit*

    No, actually, I don’t cry, I’m just mad.

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  20. Tova Darling
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

    Why is he next to a bird cage? I feel like I need to re-read the first book… obviously I missed something important and bird-related.

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  21. danni
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 9:25 pm

    :: sigh + swoon ::
    so amazingly handsome.

    oh Cedric! you’ve grown up from harry potter ;)

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  22. Pam
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

    I read that he doesn’t wash his hair for weeks on end…I sincerely hope that’s not true.

    But seriously, he is so hot. And his hair in the movie is perfect. My little teenybopper heart was going nuts every time he came on screen. At one point I literally said, “HE IS SO HOT!” (to my friend) and then melted into my chair a little bit.

    I hope you enjoy the movie!

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  23. SA
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 10:35 pm

    If you want hot vampires watch True Blood.

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  24. Toe
    Nov 22, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    I have yet to be sucked in. I’m saving it for Christmas vacay but OMG Robert is dreamy.

    Anyhoolze. I think you’re deserve some fab fame so I have an award for you at my site.

    BTW, thanks for the Etsy hookup I am so loving Red Leaf.

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  25. E.P.
    Nov 22, 2008 @ 12:06 pm

    I spent last night reading the ENTIRE book of New Moon. Today, I’ll be reading Eclipse and tomorrow will be designated for Breaking Dawn. I entirely agree about the writing. It’s sucked me in, too.

    I hope you enjoy the movie. It was fantastic.

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  26. Erin
    Nov 22, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

    Can you imagine the fabulous hair your children would have? It’s almost too much to handle!

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  27. Maris
    Nov 22, 2008 @ 7:45 pm

    I’m about halfway through New Moon and sometimes I just want to smack Edward and say WHY CANT YOU BE NORMAL! Edward may have the hair but I must say, in the movie I thought that Emmett was way underrated!

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  28. katieleigh
    Nov 23, 2008 @ 2:31 am

    i haven’t finished the book yet! so i’m too scared to see the movie until i’ve done so :p

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  29. Meghan
    Nov 23, 2008 @ 3:40 am

    I didn’t really see what all the hype was about…then I saw the movie tonight. …I have never ever wanted to have premarital relations with the undead so badly.

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  30. Lippy
    Nov 23, 2008 @ 11:15 am

    lol I love when you get on a roll like that. Loved the commentary at the end.

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  31. LindzML
    Nov 24, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

    The Hair? Oh, goodness, The Hair. I love it.

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  32. Andrea
    Nov 29, 2008 @ 6:20 pm

    This post is awesome. You are awesome. Thank you for selecting two particularly awesome photos of RPattz. Hearts. Big puffy hearts.

    (Still haven’t seen the movie, though…)

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